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Historical Fiction/Vampire epic.
Expected 1st Draft :: Summer 08
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Y/A Novel about horses.
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Burn, Christmas! Burn!!
"This is a great goddamn book." - Tastes Like Chicken Magazine :: -->> Get the Book
Illustrated by :: Jeff Petersen
The Saddest Little Robot
A BookSense 76 Pick Winter 03/04 (Ages 8 & up)
"An impressive work of children's literature...A moving story, told on a grand scale and wondrously illustrated..."
- The MidWest Book Review -->> Get the Book

Illustrated by :: Kathryn Otoshi
Politically Inspired
My contribution :: The Vampires of Draconian Hill
Art by :: Von Do

"A superb collection, without a single dud. Grab it.” - Kirkus Reviews (Starred) -->> Get the Book
Snark, Inc. - A Corporate Fable
"A twisted tale of corporate enslavement..." - The San Francisco Chronicle -->> Get the Book
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The Amazing Snox Box
"Delightfully disguised as a children's book, Gage's Amazing Snox Box depicts a futuristic (or is it circa 1933?) dystopia, featuring what may be the vilest culprit in the screwing of the working class and puppeteering of American thought: television." - The Village Voice -->> Get the Book
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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

What a Tool...

John McCain is so funny and with it. He's not an artifact by any means.


"It's Called Al Qaeda in Iraq" - You're kidding me, right? That's your big joke?

Check the smack down from Obama. McCain - drop out now. You are so out of touch it makes me want to bite my own fingers off to think anyone would take you seriously...

He really should bail now...All that's going to happen in November is McCain will embarrass himself nationally and drive his wife back into binging on Percocet and stealing prescription drugs from charities.

I always feel badly for young people who support old conservative crows like McCain (the kids behind McCain in that video) - they're zombies, dead before they hit 25...Mindless, clueless - poisoned by their own parents' silly ignorance & political allegiances...I mean, at least Romney had a good tan - that's something young people can (and should) get behind.

From now on we'll just call him John "Hoisted by His Own Petard" McCain. And yeah - that's my big joke. It's not remotely funny...but that's how I roll...